Sonnet to Homework by ~blackmage607,
Oh dearest homework, I do loathe you so,
Some days I just throw you against the wall,
And your work deeply affects my brain flow,
Nothing on your pages can I recall.
Your small numbers in math put me on edge,
So confusing they are hurting my head,
You make me want to jump off a high ledge,
Knowing that you're here makes me full of dread.
You are so mean and just plain tortuous,
And your weekly vocab drives me insane,
You always make me use a thesaurus,
It seems you just like to enjoy my pain.
Making sure you're done in time is a chore,
Can't you see you're not welcome anymore?!
I googled "sonnet to homework" and I really wasn't expecting something as accurate to my feelings for homework as this! This is a funny sonnet where the author explains how much s/he loathes homework. It isn't complicated, it's catchy and it's just fun to read!
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